"Ugh, how will we ever get people to buy this stupid cheesy food disc?" The most important businessmen at Dominos Pizza sat around a pizza-shaped table (round shape) and cursed their fate. They had…   Read Story »

UPDATE: apparently this story is "fake." Well, you know what, you got me again, Internet! Oh, man, come ON! Someone stole a bunch of DVDs, which already, dude, those aren't your DVDs. If you want…   Read Story »

This is just a great article about a 92-year-old movie bootlegger who sends thousands of free DVDs to American soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. He uses the word "hoosegow"!   Read Story »

At least someone has the courage to stand up for what is right and defend the integrity of the people who made Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 against phony taglines. Doesn't anyone even have any…   Read Story »

The whole piracy issue is mildly complicated. I mean, it's not actually that complicated. Taking the work of other people without paying for it is illegal and wrong and don't ever do it. On the other…   Read Story »

You get what you pay for in this life, so if you want to pay $1000 for a DVD (a DVD!) of a terrible movie, you will get everything that you deserve, I'm sure.   Read Story »

Someone has started a blog featuring covers of Criterion Collection DVDs but for terrible movies. Not featured on the blog: the actual for real Criterion Collection DVD of Armageddon. SOME JOKES ARE…   Read Story »

These are funny. And when your mom forwards you this link in 9 months and tells you that she thinks you'll get "a kick" out of it and that it made her "think of you," she'll be right. Lots of Love.   Read Story »