Honestly, the only thing this is missing is that she forgot to ask him where he gets his ideas. Otherwise this is absolutely 100% totally perfect. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)   Read Story »

In light of the recent news about Charlie Sheen (I am using the word "news" VERY liberally), our country's leading newspaper, the Hollywood Reporter, conducted a survey of 700 Americans (#1!) between…   Read Story »

Hey, no offense, and, like, I'm sure your boyfriend has a lot of great qualities that I don't know about, those little things that attracted you to him in the first place and that are what you're…   Read Story »

There are two stories currently occupying everyone's thoughts: Charlie Sheen's continuing prostitute-and-drug-and-briefcase-fueled meltdown, and the political unrest in Egypt. These two stories are,…   Read Story »

Make no mistake: MTV's Skins is terrible. It's cheap and lame and puts the emphasis in the wrong place. Also, I've noticed that even after celebrating my 99th birthday this year, I still have…   Read Story »

Well, that was fast. Hey, remember when Susan Boyle went on that TV show and became instantly famous around the world and within a matter of weeks she completely imploded and had to go to a hospital…   Read Story »

Videogum doesn't ever really post videos from the Onion News Network because we just assume that you are already familiar with that site, that you probably consider it great because of how it is…   Read Story »

OK, "agents." Your mission is simple and the best part is YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. You can wear as many pairs of pants as you want. Wear 10 pants. Let's all befriend Monica…   Read Story »

The real life HBO documentary about crack addicts in Lowell, Massachusetts featured in The Fighter is now available to watch on-line. Cool! Neat! Interesting!   Read Story »

"Having a brain, yes, that's a concept. With Paula Abdul." -- Paula Abdul (1962-2012) "Right. Yup." -- MC Skat Kat (1827-2012) The more things change the more they stay the retarded. 2011…   Read Story »