UPDATE: 10 Ways To Save Katherine Heigl’s Character On Grey’s Anatomy As Envisioned By Someone Who’s Never Seen Grey’s Anatomy

Gabe — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:03:11 +0000

So this morning ABC is reporting that Katherine Heigl will NOT be leaving Grey’s Anatomy in the fall. Reports the AP:

“She’s absolutely staying with the show. There’s an unbelievable story line for her this year, which is really central to everything that’s going to go on this season,” [ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson] told a meeting of the Television Critics Association on Wednesday.

Well, I’m not entirely sure that “an unbelievable story line” and “diagnosed with a brain tumor” are mutually exclusive. But if ABC is serious about saving Dr. Isobel “Isaac” Stevens from leaving the post-apocalyptic skyscraper hospital, here are a few suggestions:

10. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
9. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
8. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
7. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
6. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
5. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
4. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
3. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
2. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.
1. Dr. Isobel Stevens wakes up, and it had all just been a dream.

You’re welcome again, Hollywood.

The 10 Best Ways To Kill Off Katherine Heigl’s Character On Grey’s Anatomy As Envisioned By Someone Who’s Never Seen Grey’s Anatomy

Gabe — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:02:47 +0000

US Magazine reported today that Katherine Heigl’s character on Grey’s Anatomy might be killed off in the next season by a brain tumor. This comes after Heigl’s noble self-withdrawl from Emmy consideration in order to “help further the careers of other young actresses” (although she’s still up for Gabe’s “Fucking Liar” Awards), and constant needling of the writers for not giving her character more to work with. Haha. “How about you work with this brain tumor, you c-word.” That was me imitating a Grey’s Anatomy writer sitting on a ratty couch in the writer’s room, chewing lazily on a bagel and sipping coffee from one of those pod coffee makers. Nailed it.

Still, brain tumor seems too simple. I can think of 10 better ways to kill of Katherine Heigl’s character. Not that I’ve seen the show or know anything about it. She’s a plucky single lawyer who keeps having hallucinations of a dancing baby, right? After the jump, the 10 Best Ways to Kill Off Katherine Heigl’s Character On Grey’s Anatomy as Envisioned by Someone Who’s Never Seen Grey’s Anatomy.

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UPDATE: 10 Ways To Save Katherine Heigl’s Character On Grey’s Anatomy As Envisioned By Someone Who’s Never Seen Grey’s Anatomy

The 10 Best Ways To Kill Off Katherine Heigl’s Character On Grey’s Anatomy As Envisioned By Someone Who’s Never Seen Grey’s Anatomy