Good. Good dog. GOOD MORNING. Got a pretty good feeling about this one, you guys. I mean, worst case scenario, if things get grim by this afternoon, we've always got Salsa Dog to come back to.…   Read Story »

Gotcha, owner. It should also be noted that while pranks are still and always the worst, DOG PRANKS are the best. (Via Arbroath.)   Read Story »

Oh boy. Here we go. You know what? NO COMMENT. That is your job for once. You be the blog. What is the dog thinking? What is ANYONE thinking?! Winner will receive special placement in this week's…   Read Story »

Yesterday's news that 2012 has been indefinitely postponed was a total bummer. I'm not saying that I want the world to be destroyed in a nightmarish cataclysm of fire and death, but once you get your…   Read Story »

I've made jokes about it before, but now it really IS the dog days of summer. It's 90 degrees outside, and this coming weekend, people will make their last big push to get some summer vacation going.…   Read Story »

TCOAT, you guys! We made it! (Via TheDailyWhat, WarmingGlow, BuzzFeed, and TheHighDefinite.)   Read Story »

Dear 2012, I know we agreed December 21st, 2012, was when the world would end, but if you feel like ending sooner, please feel free. Anytime, really. We are all done here. Sincerely, People…   Read Story »

Assuaging any concerns that I just made up that the Internet may have changed or become less "itself" over the past few months, this dog riding a lawn mower reminds us that the Internet has not…   Read Story »

"Things have been going really well between us, my boyfriend and I, and I'm hoping that we can move in together soon. I mean, that's my dream, at least. We haven't really talked about it. He's always…   Read Story »

"First and foremost, I want someone who will not ever, ever challenge me intellectually. Preferably, I'd like them to be subliterate and to speak in mono-syllables. But when that's not possible, if…   Read Story »