Keenan has posted a new message on his YouTube page explaining that he will song begin launching artists. Huh? And also models? DOUBLE HUH? He is our generation's Diddy, I guess. Total white party.   Read Story »

After the jump, you can see a video of a naked model's hair catching on fire while she sits in a bathtub at Diddy's album release party (via BuzzFeed, Vulture, Dlisted, 50Cent.livejournal.com,…   Read Story »

Did you know that Robert De Niro is only 67 years old?! I had to look that up this morning, because I was ready to make so many jokes about how old he is, because of how old he seems to be, and…   Read Story »

Diddy has released a trailer for his upcoming Diddy Blog (A TRAILER! FOR A BLOG!) (and incidentally, he still refers to vlogs as blogs, but that's OK, he is busy!), which he claims is going to the…   Read Story »

The 2010 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards is this Saturday! That doesn't mean much to me as I will be too busy writing my last will and testament in celebration of my upcoming 75th birthday party (at…   Read Story »

Last night, Diddy appeared on the Home Shopping Network to sell some of his products (his products?). He took the approach that is known in the business as the falling-asleep-sell. He made people an…   Read Story »

Huh? Wait a second, I'm starting to see a pattern. This is the third Worlds Been Had Colliding featuring Diddy. First it was Diddy and iconic smut street photographer Terry Richardson. Then it was…   Read Story »

Man, not a single day goes by where I'm not given further and further evidence that everyone even mildly famous is given entrance into the Celebrity Party Club where they spend all day eating cocaine…   Read Story »

gabe: demi moore saved a woman's life using twitter gabe: "saved" gabe: obviously, i am glad that woman is OK gabe: but i hope that when she is being examined by psychologists gabe: in the…   Read Story »

2009 is all about positivity. Everyone is exhausted by the impotent snarkiness and casual warfare of the early '00s. This feeling is all around us. Slumdog Millionaire won all of the Academy Awards…   Read Story »