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Sure! Definitely got a good amount of paint on that wall. You'll probably have to dip your heads in the paint a few more times and then do some close-up hair painting to actually finish the job, but…   Read Story »
ONE BABY GOES GAGA FOR KID CUDI. THE OTHER CAN'T NAPPY-BYE WITHOUT DEATH METAL. NOW THEY MUST FIGHT. WHICH CUTE BABY HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO DESTROY THE OTHER CUTE BABY AND EAT ITS SOUL IN THE…   Read Story »
It's like they always say: when life gives you Ke$ha, make death metal. (Via MetalSucks. Thanks for the tip, Jason.)   Read Story »
Dude is dark. Real dark. He fills entire journals with drafts of his own obituary and one time gave himself a homemade tattoo of a skull throwing up on Goebbels. I'm telling you: dark. (Thanks for…   Read Story »
As we learned this morning, it's far too easy to criticize people for the wrong reasons. Sure, someone's love for a particular stand-up comedian's racist, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, and…   Read Story »
Trevor: Hey, let's do a death metal cover of The Postal Service's "Such Great Heights." (Brian puts down suit of armor he was polishing.) Brian: Dude, that is a great idea. Trevor: Thanks. Brian:…   Read Story »
What? You've never had to stand up in front of the whole class and deliver your report? I hope those guys got whatever the Russian equivalent of an A is for their AP Death Metal Thesis class.…   Read Story »