It is, like, totally Thanksgiving n stuff, you guys, so this is just, like, supes appropes or whatevs. I bet if I was a pilgrim I would have totally died from EMBARRASSMENT. I would be like, MOM, GET OUT OF MY ROOM, and my mom would be like, BUT OUR HOUSE ONLY HAS ONE ROOM, and I’d be like YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING, and she’d be like, WELL THERE ISN’T A LOT OF ACCESS TO EDUCATION FOR ANYONE, AND ESPECIALLY NOT FOR WOMEN, and then we’d read the bible but I wouldn’t be happy about it. (Thanks for the tip, Edith.)