The National Enquirer (America's #1 True News™ resource), is reporting that Bill Murray sent a shredded copy of the most recent Ghostbusters 3 draft to Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis with a note…   Read Story »

Uh oh! I am starting to get the very serious feeling that we are genuinely living in the Children of Men but for ideas. At this point, if anyone is ever discovered carrying a new idea around in their…   Read Story »

Dan Aykroyd was recently the victim in a MASSIVE vodka heist in which 21,000 bottles of his  Crystal Head Vodka were stolen from a California warehouse, probably because someone found out THE TRUTH!…   Read Story »

As we all know, there is no such thing as the "War on Christmas." It's a cynical, manipulative, disingenuous ploy on the part of Bill O'Reilly and FOX News to (annually) stir the Angry Hatred and…   Read Story »

It is being reported that contrary to earlier rumors, Ernie Hudson IS available and ready to return to the franchise. (Gotcha, Ernie Hudson. Zinged ya. Don't cross the zings. Etc.)   Read Story »

This weekend, I went to go visit my family. It was a very quick trip, flying out on Saturday and flying back on Sunday, but sometimes with your family that's what you do. It was like that movie Up in…   Read Story »

Let's be very clear: the Yogi Bear trailer (after the jump), is incredibly awful. It's cheap and lazy and farty and falling-downy. Not to mention the fact that Yogi Bear? It's 2010. No one even knows…   Read Story »

Uh, Internet? You're messing up. Your job is to find the stupid things that people say and do on a daily basis, and spread them around the world at the speed of farts so that bored people in their…   Read Story »

Hollywood is working on a live-action/animated feature about Yogi Bear. And I am working on cleaning up all this barf!   Read Story »

Where exactly does real rap end and fake rap begin? That can obviously be a blurry line, and in general it's just best to trust your instinct. Of course, there are obvious questions to ask yourself:…   Read Story »