On last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars, Chris Brown performed a couple of songs and danced his heart or whatever dark thing beats in that evil chest out. Sure. The truth be told, if there…   Read Story »

This is genuinely terrible. Some piece of shit LITTER LOUT was caught by a surveillance camera throwing a cat in the garbage. BOOO! Where is the barrister so he can lock her up in lorry and throw…   Read Story »

Total jail FAIL.   Read Story »

Did Justin Bieber steal from Raaaaaaaandy? War is trending!   Read Story »

We toss the term "your boyfriend" around a lot, but seriously, this guy is your boyfriend. When he gets out of jail, you guys are going to move in together and get totally in-love married. He…   Read Story »

Soulja Boy's house was robbed at gunpoint over the weekend. Oh no! If that can happen to Soulja Boy then it could basically happen to any 18-year-old with a surprisingly successful recording career…   Read Story »

Here's some raw footage that the AP released yesterday of an inmate in a New Mexico jail "escaping through a small door leading to a plumber's chute." Supposedly. Eight inmates escaped Sunday, and…   Read Story »

This news has been bothering me all day. Wherever my craw is, that's where it's stuck. From the New York Post: Pint-size actress Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to be interviewed by federal…   Read Story »

UFC fighter Rampage Jackson was arrested yesterday after what journalists can't stop smirkily calling "a rampage." Get it? We might run out of Pulitzers this year. From Sports Illustrated: A patrol…   Read Story »