I was talking to a friend yesterday* (that's right, A FRIEND!) about the hot topic chestnut that the Internet is somehow making people dumber, or weirder, or less socially capable, or whichever of…   Read Story »

Why did the airtight lawsuit cross the road? To REST YOUR CASE! See also: Nick and Norah's Infinitely Hilarious Court Case. See also: that's your boyfriend, your honor. (Via Rookie.)   Read Story »

A group of English moviegoers are asking for their money back because The Artist turned out to be SPOILER ALERT silent. This guy knows what they're talking about.   Read Story »

The movie director, David O'Russell, who is now best known for making The Fighter but used to be best known for making Three Kings, I Heart Huckabees, and Spanking the Monkey (he makes good movies is…   Read Story »

Keyser Soze, Thomas Crown, and the Hamburglar still at large. (Via WorldsBestEver.)   Read Story »

Some dude's about to walk the Green Mile. From the Hollywood Reporter: Gilberto Sanchez, who said he bought a copy of the 2009 Hugh Jackman superhero movie on a street corner near his home in the…   Read Story »

You can't rush justice! I guess? I mean, how else to explain how/why a woman would possibly be suing Hollywood for stealing Sister Act one million years after anyone even thought about Sister Act?…   Read Story »

The lawyer helping that lady sue Drive for no good reason lays out the reasons why the movie is anti-semitic. Oh good. I hope reason #1 is "because the movie isn't anti-semitic." Because it's not. I…   Read Story »

Oh wait. A joke about SpongeBob SquarePants being OUR generation's Gumby is not actually that funny. You know, because of how HE IS LITERALLY OUR GENERATION'S GUMBY. You know what else isn't funny?…   Read Story »

In my client's defense, your honor, read your constitution. You made an oath to it and you haven't even read it. Excuse me? Well, that's just not possible, sir. No, I'm sure my client would have…   Read Story »