You know that you should tell your parents that you voted for her, but it just hasn't seemed like the right time. It's not that you're scared of what they'll say, your parents have always supported…   Read Story »

Check these fun guys out. To serve (digital bowling balls) and protect (their high scores). From the AP: Minutes after storming into the Florida home of a convicted drug dealer, some Polk county…   Read Story »

This video should be posted everywhere. Look at that jerk. Let's all look at him. Remember during his interview with Larry King when he complained that he could do so much more good for the community…   Read Story »

It is 2009, so it just makes sense that the FCC wants to re-open the 2004 Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake Superbowl halftime show obscenity case. IT JUST MAKES SENSE. Justice must be served. Some…   Read Story »

Oh boy. Don't get me wrong: I HATE child abduction. Anyone who knows me knows that I have always been very anti-child abduction. I'm also against child murder. As far as I'm concerned, and I know…   Read Story »

I know that you hate to play by the rules, and dammnit, that is what makes you so effective, but the DA has been on my ass all year. You know how this works. You're off the case! Shit has just…   Read Story »

Both figuratively and literally. Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim called the police after being "attacked" by Real Housewife of Atlanta Nene. Fair enough. But does she really have to use the call as…   Read Story »

So it turned out that a guy who seemed like a Miley Cyrus stalker was a Miley Cyrus stalker. It's just like Freud said: sometimes a Miley Cyrus stalker is just a Miley Cyrus stalker (Fun Fact:…   Read Story »

This is a neat and also HIGHLY DANCEABLE PSA put together by the Italian government to remind people that when you buy cocaine, you are funding the mafia, and I guess you shouldn't? I don't speak…   Read Story »

Pauly Shore might sue Sacha Baron Cohen. From the New York Daily News: There may be more trouble brewing for Sacha Baron Cohen. Comedian Pauly Shore is the latest person to threaten the "Bruno" star…   Read Story »