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What Advise Did Gwyneth Paltrow Give Courtney Love?!

Gabe — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:45:33 +0000

It’s not weird that Courtney Love and Gwyneth Paltrow know each other. That’s normal. They’re both very famous and have been for a long time and ever since I saw that video about the Arctic Monkeys going to Diddy’s house just to hang out I have pretty much assumed that everyone who’s ever been nominated for a Kid’s Choice Award knows each other, or whatever. But as Dlisted points out, Courtney Love posted a very mysterious tweet on New Year’s Eve:

Courtney Courtney Love Cobain
getting the best advise for the new years from a true friend, love you @GwynethPaltrow @Goop
31 Dec

What was the best “advise” that she got? “If you want to remove a caviar stain from your Dior spacesuit, the best thing to use is a little sel de camargue mixed with Voss. But not just regular Voss. You know the kind that comes in the platinum decanter? Or, I mean, honestly, who are we kidding, just throw it away and buy a new one! Oh, and stop doing so much drugs.” Oh Gwyneth. Sometimes it is almost as if you are TOO helpful. TWO THOUSAND AND GOOP.

This Week In GIFs

Kelly — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 20:30:42 +0000

My god, remember the Virgin Diaries kiss from a few days ago? That was just the best. I still don’t fully believe it, to be honest — how COULD I? — but I want to believe it. And I do love it. So basically that kiss from the commercial for the TLC Virgin Diaries special is kind of like my religion. And right now I’m going through kind of a tough period with it but I’ll come out with a stronger faith because of it, and the ability to kiss THE BEST as a bonus. Yes, all of that sounds correct. So let’s relive that kiss with a few GIFs, and take a look back at the many other shining moments from the past week (pizza, ouija boards). It’s FRIDAY! It’s GIFTIME! Turn that frown upside down and let’s MAKE OUT LIKE GEESE GET FORCE-FED!

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Courtney Love Is Not Lindsay Lohan’s Sobriety Coach

Gabe — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:00:46 +0000

Despite what Courtney Love has been telling everyone, representatives for Lindsay Lohan are denying that Courtney Love is their client’s sobriety coach. Yeah, no duh.

A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Courtney Love Is Lindsay Lohan’s Sobriety Coach

Kelly — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 22:45:33 +0000

Kelly: Hello Gabe
Gabe: Kelly
Kelly: What
Gabe: No, just like, formal. “Kelly.”
Kelly: Ohhh you didn’t use any punctuation so I had no idea’
Gabe: Kelly.
Kelly: Gabriel.
Kelly: How are you today what’s up
Gabe: not bad and nothing!
Gabe: how about you?
Kelly: I’m fine, I just heard some pretty good news, you wanna hear it?
Gabe: always
Gabe: i love pretty good news
Kelly: Great! Courtney Love has announced, in an interview with Details magazine, that she is going to be Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety sponsor.
Gabe: oh thank God

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Courtney Love Is A Mess

Gabe — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:03:33 +0000

Have you ever seen Dune? You’ve seen Dune. You remember in Dune how the only way to be allowed to wear the blue contact lenses is if you can hold your hand in the itchyburn box for so long that you prove that you have a very high tolerance for itching and burning? And then people see you, they see your bright blue eyes, and they are like, oh man, do not mess with that guy’s hands, especially if you rely on itching or burning to thwart your opponents. And then Sting sings “Fields of Gold”? And Kyle MacLachlan is like “Diane, big success on the sand planet today. Great coffee. About to try their Spice Pie.”

The point is, Courtney Love is basically our generation’s itchyburn box from Dune. The idea of spending even just five minutes in the same room with her can bring most adults to tears. “I don’t even want to be the Kwisatz Haderach!” they say. “It itchyburns my eyes!” What a human mess.

“It’s all about the bathroom.”
–Courtney Love’s tombstone

Courtney Love Lets Us In To Her Tacky Goth House

Lindsay Robertson — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:25:22 +0000

In this Nylon interview with Courtney Love, she shows us her home, which looks like a Hot Topic, and explains why the album she’s working on is her last: “I’m done with a show, and I want to die, or fuck, or eat, or kill.” In a refreshing contrast to stage mothers like Dina Lohan, Courtney says Frances Bean will have to “step over (her) dead body” if she wants to get in the music industry. Oh but then she says “She’ll probably act or direct or run Hollywood,” so nevermind. Courtney just doesn’t want the competition:

Also, she’s still talking about Kurt Cobain.