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Uh, Tom Hiddleston, here's an idea: why don't you just eat your god damn cookie rather that wave it around Cookie Monster's face like some big, handsome, teasing, perfect-voiced jerk? Looks like…   Read Story »
We are so starved for a decent summer jam this summer that I will gladly, AT LEAST for today, take Cookie Monster's self control-focused parody of summer jam contender Icona Pop's "I Love It" (which,…   Read Story »
Warning: Do not watch this. Ugh, I'm so sorry. Though, I did warn you. (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »
I'm not sure what your relationship is with Tom Waits OR Cookie Monster, but even if you have 0 relationship with either of them I think it's pretty clear to you that this is just a very good thing…   Read Story »
I've kept my mouth shut about it for awhile (after not keeping it shut at all, obviously) because I know it's an unpopular opinion and I feel that I made my point, but I'm privately still annoyed by…   Read Story »
This is making the rounds today. I might be the only person who doesn't like it. That's OK. I don't have to love everything (because of how usually I love everything). Besides, fake rap is fake rap…   Read Story »
Michael Scott can will YouTube videos into existence by the sheer force of making them up! On last night's episode of The Office, Holly and Michael ask the Dunder Mifflin gang to admit any unethical…   Read Story »