Congratulations, dorks, you are about to get your first good night's sleep in 26 years because the mysterious relationship between a teenage boy and reclusive scientist has finally been explained.   Read Story »

You are so happy with Verne, your terrifying child bride, that you built a time machine so that you could go back in time and KILL HITLER fall in love all over again. Get it? Time machine? Because…   Read Story »

The Hunt for the Worst Movie of All Time continues this week with Baby Geniuses. I was skeptical that a children's comedy could even be considered in this search for the same reason that I'm…   Read Story »