Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cool video, boys! I'm particularly into the weird 9/11 undertones and the part where Chris Brown hits women. YIKES! What is this? Can the parents of one of these children explain to…   Read Story »

The more I think about this whole Chris Brown on Dancing with the Stars thing, the worse it feels. His album debuted at #1 this week, what more publicity does showbiz need to offer him? The man is a…   Read Story »

On last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars, Chris Brown performed a couple of songs and danced his heart or whatever dark thing beats in that evil chest out. Sure. The truth be told, if there…   Read Story »

Dear Good Morning America, As you know, Chris Brown was a guest on your show yesterday, and after being asked a pretty obvious and entirely reasonable question about the on-going legal situation…   Read Story »

Let me start this off by saying that I am a Saturday Night Live apologist. Yes, they have some sketches that miss the mark just about every episode, but they also have a lot of sketches that give me…   Read Story »

NSFW music video for Chris Brown's song "No Bullshit," you guys: "Hey, Chris, in the past year and a half your career has basically imploded after you beat up your famous girlfriend in a…   Read Story »

Probably the worst one yet. No, definitely the worst one yet. There is nothing more Christian than a domestic abuser's song about chewing gum, I'm sure. Even the kids don't seem to be enjoying…   Read Story »

After seeing New Moon last week, one fan did a side-by-side comparison of Bella and Edward's relationship as it compares to the National Domestic Violence hotline's list of domestic abuse warning…   Read Story »

For those of you who don't know, Chris Brown is an American singer and dancer, who earlier this year was arrested on charges of beating his girlfriend, Rihanna, repeatedly in the face in a parked…   Read Story »

Uh, we know that you can transform the ladies, Chris Brown. Especially in the face. You just ball your hands up into fists and you turn regular faces into heavily punched faces. And then you run away…   Read Story »