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Whether or not we agree that Gabe Day, son of Daniel Day-Lewis, should be rapping or expressing any of his thoughts or opening his mouth at all, I think one think we can all agree on is that judging…   Read Story »
Ugh, please, do not even TRY to start telling me how your day was right now. We'll get to it in a minute, but you've got to hold your tongue while I tell you the story about a TRULY bad day, so you…   Read Story »
Kelly: GABE! Gabe: hello, kelly Kelly: Whoa Kelly: You seem pretty calm Kelly: Clearly you must've have heard about what's going on Gabe: i have no idea what you are talking about Gabe: my day…   Read Story »
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the whole world he doesn't exist." - Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects "Boxing is about following a dream nobody sees but you." - Million…   Read Story »
We have a lot of fun at the expense of rapper Chet Haze around here, and yet we just spent the past hour in an un-air-conditioned sweat box apartment trying to find something--ANYTHING--to end the…   Read Story »
You hazy for this one, Chet.   Read Story »
Oh brother. Really, dude? Within the infinite possibilities of the multi-verse there is an alternate planet Earth out there in which Chet Haze stopped for a second and thought, "Hey, why don't I NOT…   Read Story »
Earlier this week, Chet Haze sent out an emergency email to his fellow students asking to borrow notes from class to help him with his final. You good peoplez really came through. Thank God. So, as…   Read Story »
According to Gawker, this is an email that went out to ALLSTUDENTS@northwestern.theaterclass.edu.biz at 4AM this morning: What Up Everybody, My names Chester Hanks, I'm a junior theater major,…   Read Story »
Usually, there are two types of music videos: literal and interpretive. In a literal music video, the images line up pretty closely with the lyrics, while in an interpretive music video the visuals…   Read Story »