Guys, how intense was Restaurant Wars last week? JK. JK JK. But all the chefs are in the stew room just dealing with it. Muddling through. Can you even--did he really--who do they think--and cetra.…   Read Story »

Charlize Theron hefted her backpack onto her slender shoulders and set her face into a brave mask. Each morning, she solemnly reminded herself that no matter how bad it got out there, she would…   Read Story »

Charlize Theron is beautiful and a famous actress. Good for her. But, in the run up to her new movie, From The Mind Of Diablo Cody's Young Adult, she now also enters into that Elite Pantheon of…   Read Story »

HAHAHAHAH, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC? Yay! We did it! We walked around a dun-colored nightmarish hellscape of inhumanly horrifying post-Apocalyptic tragedy! And then the United States came from behind to…   Read Story »

There is an expression that says "don't look a gift horse in the mouth," and what this expression means is that when someone gives you a gift, say they tell you that Charlize Theron's nickname is…   Read Story »

One can easily imagine a world in which Gwyneth Paltrow, Katherine Heigl, and Charlize Theron were three humorless garbage peas in a nightmare pod. They would go around together on weekday afternoons…   Read Story »

I mean, whatever. She is walking her dogs on the beach. It would horrible if she didn't have a bag of shit in her hand. Just another celebrity who thinks the whole world is their pets' toilet (that…   Read Story »

Cormac McCarthy's book, The Road is a miserable (in the "good" way) experience; an unrelenting vivid nightmare. One could easily wonder whether they should have ever made a movie in the first place.…   Read Story »

Notorious recluse Charlize Theron, a woman known mostly for her reticence to express an opinion, breaks her legendary silence during one of her rare press junkets on the subject of The Hills,…   Read Story »

Battle In Seattle, out Semptember 19, takes place during the riots at the World Trade Organization's 1999 meeting in Seattle. Andre Benjamin, Woody Harrelson, Michelle Rodriquez, Charlize Theron, and…   Read Story »