Are you all having a good Monday? Probably not, right? BOOOOOO. Mondays are the worst! To cheer you up, here is a photo of a baby dressed up as the old man from Up. Someone's got a case of the…   Read Story »

Kind of reminds me of those old bumper stickers a lot of the cars in my high school parking lot had. What did they say? "SHOOT YOUR TELEVISION"? "THROW YOUR TELEVISION OUT THE WINDOW"? "I HATE MY…   Read Story »

As you may have heard, Charlie Sheen's character will be killed off on the season premiere of Two and a Half Men, and now TMZ knows what happens to him. SPOILER: it includes the phrase "meat…   Read Story »

When Two and a Half Men returns in the fall (how many days are left, can you check your tear-off calendar?), the season will open with the news of the death of Charlie Sheen's character, Charlie…   Read Story »

Game of Thrones screen caps with Arrested Development captions. -Arrested Westeros Larry David wrote the Shouts & Murmurs piece in the New Yorker this week! -New Yorker There will probably be…   Read Story »

Someone should tell Ron Artest that the title, "Dark Torpedo of Violent Truth Tour" (or whatever) is already taken and he will have to come up with something else. Like, "Ron Artest Is Here For Some…   Read Story »

As by now you have most certainly heard, unless for some reason your Google Alert for "Nicolas Cage newz" is broken, in which case, please check to see that your Google Alerts for "Nicolas Cage newz"…   Read Story »

Charlie Sheen kicked off his live show this weekend (wait, live show, what's this now?) to mixed reviews. Opening night, Saturday, was at the Fox Theater in Detroit, where Sheen was heckled and booed…   Read Story »

Rise & Grind my dolls!!!! Hello, Monsters. My name is Joe Mande. Some of you may know me as a stand-up comedian from cable television, the author of a very cool and timeless Urban Outfitters…   Read Story »

Charlie Sheen blinked, and the world was cured. Duh. Winning. What happened next, of course, is difficult to put into words. Well, first what happened next is that Charlie Sheen took a sip of Diet…   Read Story »