No matter how hard our mom tries, she cannot cheer us up or get us to play along. And dad is welcome to pretend like he's oblivious to what is really going on and didn't even realize that we weren't…   Read Story »

No, for sure. I know. Totally. Thanks!   Read Story »

Haha. Is it still a demo if it's PERFECT? We have crossed the Uncanny Valley and now I don't even know where the hell we are. Yogurtland, probably. "Get real." (Thanks for the tip, Hassian.)   Read Story »

If you jog in the park, maybe you can meet a nice accountant or a basketball player. It is great being a feminist. And don't forget to Zumba. #AHHHHHHHHH is trending worldwide!   Read Story »

"Ask for mattress." (Via UniqueDaily.)   Read Story »

Hahahahahah. TIME. 2. GET. RIPPED. "If you want great delts, be a CGI superhero-slash-supervillain-depending-on-your-mercurial-motivations-in-this-or-that-storyline!"   Read Story »

Ladies, I'm so sorry. Your masterpiece! It's ruined! From ContactMusic: The director unveiled a 3D version of his multi-Oscar winning classic last month (Mar12) and he resisted the temptation to…   Read Story »

Wait, does this mean we get to vote for Herman Cain again? Love that guy. Great President. Not entirely sure why J.J. Abrams is in this, but I'm sure he has his reasons. The important thing is that…   Read Story »

As by now you probably know, Andy Serkis and his boys are making a big, somewhat grandiose push this year to get him an Oscar nomination for his work on Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Sure. He…   Read Story »

Yes, OK, smart alecs (or is it smarts alec?), this is theoretically "old news." It's a photo of Andy Serkis, Freida Pinto, and James Franco on the set of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which is a…   Read Story »