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Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Kelly — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:15:29 +0000

Mila Kunis is the new face of Dior! It doesn’t really matter or mean anything to any of us in any way, but isn’t she great? She is just the greatest. Remember how drunk and drugged up her character got in Black Swan and then how PERFECT she was at ballet the next morning? Do you think that was a true story? -Celebuzz
Benedict Cumberbatch, of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and the BBC’s Sherlock, is going to be in the nextStar Trek movie and is maybe going to play a villain or maybe not a villain! One thing about entertainment news is that it is always very precise. That’s what’s nice about it. -FilmDrunk
The lineup for the new season of Celebrity Apprentice was announced. Want to see it? Why not. Have a look. Oh, want to guess at who might be on it first? That’s fun! That’s a fun thing, you should do that. -BWE
The one thing I took from this list of movies that people assume were flops that actually did really well at the box office is, uhhh, people think Hook was a flop?! Everybody saw that movie! And doesn’t everybody like it? Do people not like Hook? GUYS? -io9
Apparently Kristen Bell dressed up as a Hunger Games for her 30th birthday. Which…sounds…nice? Do people dress up as fictional characters for their birthdays usually? Because that sounds great, honestly. I wish that were a thing that people did OUTSIDE of Hollywood, where I imagine they all do it every year. -Moviefone
Uhh so, now Neil Patrick Harris was on The Price Is Right? What is even going on over there? Are they trying to get more people to watch The Price Is Right? Because I’m pretty sure the exact amount of people who watch it now are going to be the people who watch it forever and ever. -TheDailyWhat
Here’s a wonderful little story about a lost and found extra-large ET doll that police thought was a dead body when they had to pull it out of the water. A nonstop joyride from beginning to end! -Dlisted

Celebrity Apprentice Season Finale Open Thread

Gabe — Mon, 23 May 2011 15:00:17 +0000

Congratulations to this season’s surprise upset winner of Celebrity Apprentice, Gary Busey! As you can tell, I watched every episode, how else would I know this real fact about the winner? Discuss Gary Busey’s surprise upset win over…uh…Natalie Merchant (?) in the comments!

Everyone On Celebrity Apprentice Is Under The Bus

Gabe — Mon, 24 May 2010 19:08:21 +0000

Of course, the real television event of the decade was last night’s season finale of Celebrity Apprentice! Just kidding! I don’t even know what that is! Donald Trump wants to hire Cindy Lauper to run a BUSINESS?! Our friend Rich FourFour does, however, know what that show is, and he watched the whole thing. American Hero. And now, the Supercut King has made a supercut of every instance in which the characters on that show say something about getting thrown under the bus. They say it SOOOO MUCH! It is ridiculous how much they say it. You’ll see:

This girl knows what they’re talking about. Seriously, though, why do they say that so much? Stop saying that! You’re fired from the Saying That Department.

The New Cast Of Celebrity Apprentice Is Very Famous Hilarious

Gabe — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:59:39 +0000

The cast for the next season of Celebrity Apprentice has been announced. Celebrity Apprentice, of course, is the show in which Donald Trump makes “celebrities” sell lemonade in Union Square for charity, because of business? The winner gets a job working for Trump as a limousine? And something something Omarosa? It is kind of confusing. But what is not confusing is the impressive display of STAR POWER that is going to be on hand for the new season. You might want to sit down, because this list is going to give you the vapors. All these people in one room? Have you ever wanted to BE A ROOM SO BAD? Check out all these impressive celebs!

Celebrity Apprentice Cast Narrowly Escapes Being Surreal Apprentice Cast, But How?

Gabe — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:57:00 +0000

The cast of the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice was released today. From the AP:

Former NBA bad boy Dennis Rodman, country music’s Clint Black and TV personality Khloe Kardashian will get down to business on NBC’s upcoming “Celebrity Apprentice.”

The slate of 16 celebrity rivals also includes Joan and Melissa Rivers, former football great Herschel Walker, “Baywatch” star Brande Roderick and one-time scandalous comic Andrew Dice Clay.

Olympic figure skater Scott Hamilton, singer Brian McKnight and comedian Tom Green will also compete in business-oriented challenges around Manhattan, along with poker champ Annie Duke, pro golfer Natalie Gulbis, actress-model Claudia Jordan, singer Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins and former “Monster Garage” host Jesse James.

Fair enough. I mean, when it’s Gabe’s Apprentice things will be different, but it’s not Gabe’s Apprentice, so fair enough. Still, we need to talk about the rules, because clearly there is some metaphysical law of reality TV casting that I don’t understand.

Khloe Kardashian On The Fast Track To Lose Celebrity Apprentice

Gabe — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:57:05 +0000

According to Page Six, Kim Kardashian is working hard to make sure that her sister Khloe wins when she appears on Celebrity Apprentice by working with Omarosa. Sounds fool-proof. Wait, what’s the opposite of fool-proof? Right. Sounds like a bunch of fools.

KIM Kardashian is secretly working behind the scenes to make sure her kid sister Khloe scores big in the next installment of NBC’s “Celebrity Apprentice.” Kim was seen at the EA Sports FaceBreaker Video Game party in Hollywood texting her sister to set up a power lunch with ex-”Apprentice” villain Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth. “She wants to work out a game plan for Khloe to win,” a source told us. “Omarosa has told Kim she has many ideas for Khloe.”

I’m not a businessman, but I would love to sit in on that power lunch. Omarosa would be like “take it from me, I’ve only lost that show twice so I’ve got a lot of great ideas,” and Khloe will be all like “my breasts are grumpy,” and then Jack Welch will come in and be like “don’t even go on that show, come be the CEO of the world with me because you have what it takes!” and Omarosa will slap him because she’s “a bitch.” You know, business.