Mila Kunis is the new face of Dior! It doesn't really matter or mean anything to any of us in any way, but isn't she great? She is just the greatest. Remember how drunk and drugged up her character…   Read Story »

Congratulations to this season's surprise upset winner of Celebrity Apprentice, Gary Busey! As you can tell, I watched every episode, how else would I know this real fact about the winner? Discuss…   Read Story »

Of course, the real television event of the decade was last night's season finale of Celebrity Apprentice! Just kidding! I don't even know what that is! Donald Trump wants to hire Cindy Lauper to run…   Read Story »

The cast for the next season of Celebrity Apprentice has been announced. Celebrity Apprentice, of course, is the show in which Donald Trump makes "celebrities" sell lemonade in Union Square for…   Read Story »

The cast of the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice was released today. From the AP: Former NBA bad boy Dennis Rodman, country music's Clint Black and TV personality Khloe Kardashian will get…   Read Story »

According to Page Six, Kim Kardashian is working hard to make sure that her sister Khloe wins when she appears on Celebrity Apprentice by working with Omarosa. Sounds fool-proof. Wait, what's the…   Read Story »