Books -- soooooo gross, right? What do I look like, a nerd who doesn't even care about making the slightest effort to not look like a nerd? No thank you. Audio books are just as gross, maybe even…   Read Story »

You know how celebrities are always saying that the thing that they want the most is a blowjob from a real life mermaid to just be able to go out in public for once in their lives without being…   Read Story »

The recent trend of celebrities revealing themselves as heros continues today with unlikely celebrity hero, Kate Winslet! Remember how after the Titanic sank she wanted to float around by herself on…   Read Story »

Shouldn't you be in school, or just anywhere other than hanging out with Ke$ha, James Franco? ONE WEEK OF DETENTION! What was that? You want another? TWO WEEKS OF DETENTION! Say something smart…   Read Story »

This is a 10 minute silent montage of decontextualized photos of celebrites' feet on the red carpet. That's what that is.   Read Story »

This is basically a whole Tumblr dedicated to Worlds Been Had Colliding. I mean, not basically, just that is exactly what it is.   Read Story »

Well, sure. No, of course. If you think about it, the weird thing is that we haven't seen this picture BEFORE. Hey, here's a question: do you ever get the feeling that heaven isn't actually going to…   Read Story »

People Magazine has a very cool headline today: Why Claire Danes Flies Coach. BOOM! Should I bookmark this story and put it in my "Favorites" folder? Probably. But let's see the reasons first for why…   Read Story »

Well, the Sundance Film Festival is drawing to a close. All of the left over mimosas are now too warm to drink, and there's no one to turn the hot tub jets on, so whoever's left in the hot tub is…   Read Story »

My name is Gwyneth Paltrow. I live in a castle and give people condescending advice about how to live their lives. Here is my vagina.   Read Story »