Cee-Lo's new video, everybody! Co-starring Kerry Washington, Janelle Monae, and "Karl Lagerfeld's Shoulder." LOLOL, cool. Also: weird/scary subversive ad for H&M in there! This video is like…   Read Story »

Speaking of low expectations not even being met, I'm worried about Saturday Night Live, you guys. I mean, I'm not worried about Saturday Night Live, obviously. It's doing fine. And I am an adult. I…   Read Story »

Perfect! Now if her people could just repeat this winning formula with Gwyneth's movies, television cameos, country songs, lifestyle newsletters, work-out routines, late night talk show appearances,…   Read Story »

There have always been Gwyneth Paltrow apologists out there who have made reasonable arguments about why she might not be the worst, but today those apologists are SILENCED.   Read Story »

We do not normally report on things that have not happened yet, because what do we look like, BLOGSTRADAMUS?! (I predict a BARF in all of our futures.) There just is nothing to say about a thing that…   Read Story »

People are going out of their minds for the new Cee-Lo song! "I'm crazy, put me in the hospital!" That's what people are saying when they call up the radio to request it. (Haha. Remember when that…   Read Story »