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Whoa. Do you know what this is like? This is like when I was old enough to start listening to NPR on my own and not just in my mom's car on the way home from school or whatever, and at a certain…   Read Story »
While I agree that there are wholly too many cats on the Internet, I do not agree with today's proposed Ban on Cats day. THIS IS AMERICA, MOTHERFUCKERS! In any event, this mini-post is about as much…   Read Story »
This little guy knows that the fastest way between two points is a CUTE LINE.   Read Story »
Look, the Internet is basically the caternet. We know that. In the future, there won't be an infinite number of websites appealing to every niche of the human world. There will just be one website.…   Read Story »
Nora, the piano playing cat, was on the Today Show this morning. As usual, Natalie Morales with the tough questions: some cynics might wonder if you put catnip on the keys? As we all know, when it…   Read Story »
"Come to bed. What do you mean, you 'can't'? What do you mean, 'Champ needs you'? Champ did not have a hard day! No he didn't! No, you cannot feel a lot of tension and knots in Champ's haunches.…   Read Story »
This is a video of a monkey making out with a cat. So if you don't want to see a monkey making out with a cat, then don't watch this video. Or if you think, "surely he is kidding and this video is…   Read Story »
A woman in England didn't realize her cat was missing until it appeared in the background of a national TV show. Of course, in England they call cats "lorries."   Read Story »
Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so…   Read Story »