Close your eyes and picture this. You're at a ball dressed as Prince Charming from Cinderella, because that is who you are. Walking down the steps is some sort of a woman dressed like Cinderella. Is…   Read Story »

Well, so, that happened. (Excuse me: that hannappened. LOL!) That is the thing about getting your hopes up: don't! It's like that old Holden Caufield quotation: "Don't ever tell anybody anything. If…   Read Story »

This weekend marks the official kick off of the Videogum Movie Club for the 2011 season! And what better way to do so than with Hanna, which looks so great? Oh, please do not disappoint me, Hanna!…   Read Story »

WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER YES, PLEASE! Um, this looks great? I had never realized that I wanted a movie that was a combination of The Professional and Little House on the Prairie until just now,…   Read Story »

Shrug. Ridley Scott's Robin Hood prequel, or whatever that was, is a completely successful "movie." It was professionally made by people who know what they are doing, starring professional actors who…   Read Story »

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is a bildungsroman (that's right, I've been to COLLEGE) about a man named Benjamin Button whose case is very curious. He is born as an old man, and as he ages he…   Read Story »

Robin Hood trailer, you guys: Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? This is Sparta! FREEDOM! You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No…   Read Story »

I am going to be a perfect old man. I've already got the whole complaining thing down, all I need now is the inherently limited number of years left to live that confronts people with their own…   Read Story »

I know that Benjamin Button has been out for almost a month now. All the SNOOZE that's fit to print. Not that I've actually seen the movie. No time! These videos of teenagers setting off firecrackers…   Read Story »

Oprah opened up yesterday's show, featuring Brad PItt and Cate Blanchett, to webcam questions, and this webcam question disaster happened when your girlfriend (of 17 years) wouldn't stop pestering…   Read Story »