UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What WAS that? I know it wasn't a movie, so now the trick is to figure out what it actually was. I know it wasn't a joke, because jokes are funny. It theoretically could have been…   Read Story »

Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck kissed their loved ones goodbye. It was a tearful event, but everyone agreed that it must be done. A cool breeze kicked up, providing a refreshing relief against the…   Read Story »

Ugh. This whole thing has become so exhausting. I'm all for avant garde filmmaking and experiments in the constructs of selfhood and examinations of the insanity of celebrity. Especially in this era…   Read Story »

It has now been revealed that David Letterman knew Joaquin Phoenix was a liar during their historic interview last winter. Boo! The world is so annoying.   Read Story »

There are moments in the Duh Aficionado editorial offices when the staff just runs through the halls shouting "NO DUH!" because a story is breaking that seems tailor-made for the magazine's mission…   Read Story »

I'm Still Here trailer, you guys: Memorable Quotes (via IMDB): "This is you. A clown. And you're a mountain clown. But then one day you go to the store and it's full of other clowns. It's the…   Read Story »

Two winters ago (TWO WINTERS AGO!) Joaquin Phoenix was having that public meltdown. Remember? When he claimed that he was retiring from acting, Amanda Bynes-style, and insisted that he was going to…   Read Story »

Remember that stupid fake melt-down Joaquin Phoenix was having that one time? And how every time he did something else that was so stupid and so fake, Casey Affleck would be there with a camera? And…   Read Story »

As a 47-year-old man, I now stand with my youth at my back, facing a future of physical decline and increasing irrelevance. THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT. I'm basically writing this from the…   Read Story »

In the event that you were wondering if Joaquin Phoenix was still working hard on his prank joke in which he makes A Mighty Wind 2 The Streets with his friend Casey Affleck, yup. He is. From the AP:…   Read Story »