The scariest thing to me about horror stories like last month's discovery of Amanda Berry and two other women in the home of Ariel Castro (who plead not guilty today by the way) is that the…   Read Story »

Of course, OF COURSE, some police in Canada are seeking a man for stealing a single mouthful of ice cream. Like no duh that is one of the main issues going on in that country right now. I'm not…   Read Story »

It must be hard when you're a high-caliber criminal working at the top of his/her field to scan the headlines and see lesser crooks getting attention. This one stole a tricycle from an autistic…   Read Story »

Before we talk about this morning's Porno Switcheroo it seems worth reminding people that Porno Switcheroos are always equally hilarious regardless of whether the porno is being switcherooed with a…   Read Story »

Season 2 of Game of Thrones premieres April 1st on HBO. (Thanks for the tip, Frank Lloyd Wrong.)   Read Story »

So, uh, there is a very scary noise "happening" right now. Outside. Of your house maybe? (Or NOT happening, if I can be honest for a moment, because give me a break with this nonsense, but also if I…   Read Story »

There is currently a very low-budget documentary on Netflix Instant titled Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead?, and -- as you can tell from the title -- is is incredible. A conspiracy theory…   Read Story »

Dear University of Montreal Students Who Wore Black Face, No. Nope. No way, guys. While you're cleaning the shoe polish off of your fucking faces, I will explain the situation to those…   Read Story »

Here is Mark Laroche, President and CEO of Canada Lands Company ("Duh, we know."), getting a tour of EdgeWalk, which is a thing that will open in August on the CN Tower in Canada and hooooooly moly.…   Read Story »

Dear Vancouver, Apparently something happened in your sports yesterday? Hard to tell. I'm not a big sports-head, but even down here in my nerd-hole, I've sensed the rumblings from above. Oh no!…   Read Story »