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A few years ago I was riding the subway and a mariachi band got on. One of the men played a guitar much like the one seen in the back row of this video. It was admittedly a very big guitar! But…   Read Story »
Shop there! Come on. Go to Wolfchase Mall (?!?!?!?!) and SHOP THERE! Where else are you going to shop? Bergdanff Bogman's? You just get in the Civic and you drive down to Wolfchase and you take your…   Read Story »
A lot of people will tell you that the funniest thing about this cable access commercial is the animated squirrel or his terrible rap about accidents, but personally I think the funniest thing about…   Read Story »
Recipe 1: Ingredients 6 eggs 1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 quart milk 1/3 pint heavy whipping cream 1 pinch ground nutmeg 1 pinch…   Read Story »
We're declaring a temporary stay in the Campaign to End Fake Rap so that we can all enjoy this cable access commercial for a company called Wet Pets. "Kick back with hamsters and dogs/Parakeets,…   Read Story »
This cable access TV commercial promises that if someone in your family dies or falls asleep, you have an easy way to sell their possessions/teeth.   Read Story »
I feel like cable access, and making fun of cable access, fell out of favor after Wayne's World basically pwned it, or whatever the equivalent of pwned was in 1993. Oh right, owned. We weren't…   Read Story »