In anticipation of the new Twilight movie, Twilight: More Twilight, Burger King has launched an advertising campaign in which people (read: children, and dangerously lonely adults) can express which…   Read Story »

Are you guys excited for Iron Man 2? Do you want to EAT Iron Man 2? From IESB (via Vulture): Burger King Corporation catapults customers into the thrilling world of "Iron Man 2," opening in theaters…   Read Story »

You know what? Sometimes life doesn't turn out the way you thought it would. Sometimes a successful stand up comedy career built on steamer trunks full of goofy homemade props and a full head of…   Read Story »

If I didn't see this on TV last night with my own eyes, I would believe it was a joke. Burger King is selling kid's meals with a re-mix of "Baby Got Back" celebrating "square butts." Because…   Read Story »

While Scatman plays in the background? Fair enough. Now, if someone could please take me to the mind hospital, mine is blown and in need of repair. All of the pieces should be in this bag right…   Read Story »

Poor Burger King. Their garbage food is so delicious but they are never going to win. Their war on McDonald's is like Pepsi taking on Coke. Literally. There's obviously not a joke there, it's just…   Read Story »

Seth MacFarlane is the creator of Family Guy and American Dad and most recently Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Comedy, an online series in which he barfs out all the jokes he couldn't use in his…   Read Story »

It was announced today that Hugh Laurie just got a big salary bump for his role as Dr. House on House, making him one of the highest paid actors on television. From Reuters: He is the star of the…   Read Story »

You know what, fuck it. We're selling this website to Burger King. Why not? It's going to be called burgerkinggum.com and it's going to be delicious (free burgers from your company now, please, I…   Read Story »

It's only nominally funny that a tattooed Burger King employee took a naked bath in the restaurant's kitchen sink while listening to Gwar or whatever. What's really funny is the fact that the local…   Read Story »