I KNOW I'VE BROUGHT YOU SOME REALLY REALLY INCREDIBLE NEWS IN THE PAST, SO RIGHT NOW YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, "OH MY GOD, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN HANDLE ANY MORE INCREDIBLE NEWS!! ARE YOU GOING TO…   Read Story »

A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of…   Read Story »