I've never owned a cat. I lived with a cat once and it killed all the mice in our house, which was nice, but it also peed on everything and was unaffectionate and kind of acted like it didn't even…   Read Story »

WHO'S GONNA TRAIN ME?! Did you know that The Fighter, based on the novel Mickey Ward by Precious, is David O'Russell's first movie in six years? Whoops. I mean, come on, that guy is so good at making…   Read Story »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. Oh boy. What on Earth? On the one hand, I give them credit for removing any pretense of this movie being anything other than robot fight porn. You want to see robots punch each…   Read Story »

A couple of weeks ago, I downgraded Lindsay Lohan from a "celebrity" to a "lady of interest." Since then, things have only managed to get worse for her. She has purportedly "broken up" with Samantha…   Read Story »

James Toback directed a documentary about Mike Tyson and he named it Tyson, which makes sense. Trailer, you guys: That looks really good. What a sad strange monster. It's like The Wrestler, but…   Read Story »

There's a common belief among the civilian population that comedians just live funnier lives, and that's why they have such funny stories. But I think most comedians would tell you that their lives…   Read Story »