Showing All "Blake Lively" Posts
Dec 8th, 2009 24 Comments
You know what this show needs? A good death. The death of one of is principal actors, too, none of this Bart Bass nonsense. The best part is, there are so many characters to choose from! In an ideal… Read Story »
Dec 7th, 2009 78 Comments
Whoa. How did Blake Lively (Blake Lively!) manage to score the best episode of Saturday Night Live this season? She stole that honor away from two-week-record-holder Joseph Gordon Levitt, and that… Read Story »
Dec 1st, 2009 21 Comments
You're kidding, right, Gossip Girl? So you have completely given up, right? Just let us all know if you have completely given up, because I think a lot of us would like to give up, too. There is… Read Story »
Nov 17th, 2009 23 Comments
Obviously, this show has become ridiculous. It used to be about students at an elite private high school, their social and sexual manipulations, and handbags or whatever. That made sense. It had an… Read Story »
Nov 10th, 2009 28 Comments
"Have you been so busy that you've forgotten what time of year it is?" Gossip Girl asks at the top of the episode. Uh, no? No, I have not. It is fall. It is a week and a half after Halloween. It is… Read Story »
Nov 3rd, 2009 22 Comments
At the end of this week's episode, they showed the teaser for next week's episode, and it is going to feature a threesome? Perfect. They should use this show in junior high school classrooms, to… Read Story »
Oct 27th, 2009 31 Comments
It's Halloween, and you know what that means: Kiss pumpkins! Wait, what? The episode opens with Rufus carving an entire series of Kiss pumpkins. WHY DON'T YOU FOCUS ON RAISING YOUR CHILDREN, RUFUS?… Read Story »
Oct 20th, 2009 20 Comments
Blair has a bad dream based on All About Eve. Sure she does. It's 2009, it just makes sense that a college freshman would have a dream in which she is the Bette Davis character in a 60 year old movie… Read Story »
Oct 13th, 2009 48 Comments
If there was one week to miss so far this season, it was last week. Hilary Duff? Tyra Banks? Come on. I mean, I know this show is a make-believe dystopian nightmare for children, but one celebrity… Read Story »
Sep 29th, 2009 19 Comments
Blair, who uses gloves to turn dormitory door knobs (of course she does), walks in on Dan and Georgina up in each other's gutz. CAUGHT! Dan is like "I was just in here to get a book called Our Bodies… Read Story »
