Speaking of IMPORTANT STUFF, "lady of interest" Lindsay Lohan got a tattoo of some Billy Joel lyrics, which, sure, but also: "Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I'm in the prime of my…   Read Story »

The fact that Billy Joel and his wife are getting divorced has absolutely nothing to do with movies, TV, or YouTubes and is completely outside of this website's jurisdiction. But we've received so…   Read Story »

Gwyneth Paltroooooowwwwwwww! Killing it! Everything she does is perfect. Wait, what did I say? Everything she does is retarded? Perfect. From her latest issue of Goop: The summer before last, a…   Read Story »

Has anyone talked to Justin Timberlake? Because he didn't show up for his part-time job Saturday night. (Groan.) The SNL finale was fantastic! Will Ferrell was in top form, and the show copied the 30…   Read Story »