This morning on the Today Show, Bill Clinton appeared alongside...Mindy Kaling? I honestly have no idea what this was even about and I don't want to find out because it's way more fun to USE YOUR…   Read Story »

As you may have heard, HBO canceled Bored To Death, Hung, and How To Make It In America. They renewed Enlightened, which I watched one time, and it was bad. R.I.P. Gabe's chances of ever having a…   Read Story »

Usually when a bunch of celebrities are in a video together about a charitable foundation, it's in a large way just like, "SHUT UP, CELEBRITIES." Because celebrities are annoying. But this one is…   Read Story »

OK, so we're DEFINITELY all just biding our time until the tidal wave comes, not giving a fuck? Every last one of us? Nothing matters. Got it.   Read Story »

Guys, I don't want to blow anyone's minds, or rock anyone's boats, or shake anyone's cores (nullus), but George W. Bush is a jerk. Like, even if you thought he was a good president (uh, what?) he is…   Read Story »

Jeremy Piven posted this photo to Twitter today, which he described as "great pic from the Haiti benefit last night..." Good description! "Great pic from the Haiti benefit last night" definitely…   Read Story »

gabe: who do you think is going to win the debate? lindsay: I believe that John McCain is going to win the debate. gabe: no way gabe: david schwimmer gabe: in comedy that's called a call…   Read Story »