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Little Girl Makes Bird Noises And Is Forced To Be Cool

Kelly — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:30:40 +0000

Remember when you were a little girl and you had a weird talent that your parents would force you to perform any time there were lots of people gathered around? We all had it, I’m sure. Surely it’s not the case that only SOME children had parents who would force them to perform their weird talent in front of groups of people at every get-together, even though you could tell even the groups of people were growing very tired of it? My thing was singing the Ren & Stimpy theme song. Hahahahaaaaaaaa. Hahah. I haven’t thought about this in a long time, please excuse me. It wasn’t actually a talent, obviously, it was just that I’d imitate the guitar from the theme song to Ren & Stimpy and my parents would make me do it in front of crowds of relatives. How embarrassing! I cannot believe I was forced to do that. That is is way more embarrassing than this video, which is actually not embarrassing at all and just very cute and most importantly cool. It’s basically everything my thing was not. UGH. Actually, I hate this little girl? Turns out I hate her. Too cute, too cool, and seriously way too stylish. BOOOOO. You can hear her warming up her bird chirps at the beginning of the video, but the best part starts 1:40 in. Let’s watch it, I GUESS.

Everything You Think You Know About Beatboxing Is Wrong

Lindsay Robertson — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:18:22 +0000

The evidence: beatboxing on Hee Haw! I think we can add this to the fake rap canon:

Someday when they write the book “Explaining Justin Timberlake,” this incident will be included. (Also, trivia: crunk originated on The Waltons.) (Thanks for the tip, Josh.)

The World’s Worst Beatboxer? Or The World’s BEST Beatboxer?

Gabe — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 09:23:35 +0000

This is Mr. Rhyme D, and the video he has to show you guys his voice effects. He can’t explain that, but it’s fun for himself and you just have to hear:

Whoa. He’s like a sound wizard! Watching that video makes me feel like I’ve been transported to another world! So magical. He kind of reminds me of your boyfriend.

Also this is funny:

One Man’s Best Beatboxer Ever Is Another Man’s Holy Shit We’re All Going To Die

Gabe — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:18:44 +0000

(ejb via gorillamask)

Everywhere that I’ve seen this video, they’re calling this guy the best beatboxer ever. Oh really? If this guy is even real, then why isn’t he living in a golden penthouse on top of a candy skyscraper drinking coca cola out of honeycomb goblets? Admittedly, my idea of the good life might have stopped developing around the third grade, BUT NEVERTHELESS. This man is incredible, and he should not be wandering the public parks like some kind of itinerant sex worker. No, there’s only one explanation for the discrepancy between his heavenly talent and his earthly appearance. It is a disguise that allows him to move through human society unnoticed as he collects data and sends it back to his home world. We are all doomed. The creatures of planet Awesometron-5 are about to invade Earth on, like, probably hoverboards or maybe something even better than hoverboards, wearing the coolest spacesuits and being so talented and interesting that we all die of insignificance. Goodbye!