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WHAT OTHER NIGHTMARES LIVE QUIETLY AMONG US? (Via UltraSlo.)   Read Story »
I haven't been in school in many years, so correct me if I'm wrong, but -- it's the place you go to when you need to buy groceries? Hahahaaaha, ahh, just kidding, I know what school is. What I was…   Read Story »
I know every day can't be the day where you run joyfully around this spinning nightmare wheel, barking and jumping, looking so cute. But as far as your dumb dog brain knows you're going to be on the…   Read Story »
It's so hard to know whom to trust these days. Like, remember when we all agreed to see The Fifth Estate together and only I went? That's when I learned that I couldn't trust you guys. That was hard…   Read Story »
A million barfs isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion barfs. (That would work better if either Justin Timberlake said "bucks" instead of dollars, or if Ryan Reynolds had been in The Social…   Read Story »
"It really seemed like there was another agenda," he says, which is fair enough since this has become the Internet's most popular restaurant review since this one, but also the food is definitely…   Read Story »
Doug Hutchison, the 52-year-old man who married self-proclaimed teenager, Courtney Stodden, has FINALLY broken his LEGENDARY silence on the proper usage of the term "child molester." OH THANK…   Read Story »
Uhhhhhhhhh. Brad Pitt is in this month's issue of Interview magazine, talking about whatever the hell he even talks about these days. Honestly, I am not sure. I feel like anytime you read a quote…   Read Story »
You know how sometimes you really wish garbage would fall down from the sky, so you could eat it? Like I know we all have our own garbage here on the ground for us to eat, but you know how sometimes…   Read Story »
It has been a while, for so many reasons, since we've checked in on what Courtney Stodden has been up to in the spontaneous photo shoot department, but since Mother's Day is right around the corner…   Read Story »