Showing All "Barack Obama" Posts

Drake Would Really Like To Play President Obama In A Movie, You Guys
Jan 26th 61 Comments
Drake is at Sundance this week because everybody is at Sundance this week. I read a story this morning about how Stephanie Pratt was so drunk at Sundance and I was like oh yeah! Stephanie Pratt…   Read Story »
Barack Obama's "Spilled Milk Joke" Followed By Michelle Obama's "Spilled Milk Face"
Jan 25th 33 Comments
During last night's State of the Union (how's the hospital, by the way? Stomach all pumped?) Barack Obama talked about all kinds of important and meaningful stuff, I'm sure. But the only thing anyone…   Read Story »
The State Of The Union Drinking Game
Jan 24th 38 Comments
Tonight is Barack Obama's last State of the Union address for his first term in office, and possibly his last State of the Union address ever if Mr. Doubtfire (Gingrich) or Robo-Prez 5000 (Romney) or…   Read Story »
Four More Years Of Obama Singing Al Green's "Let's Stay Together"
Jan 20th 77 Comments
Politics are weird. Like, OK, remember how fixated everyone on the left was with George W. Bush's vacation schedule and golf-playing? There were huge sections of Michael Moore movies dedicated to…   Read Story »
Vote Vermin Supreme For President Of The United States 2012
Jan 9th 25 Comments
It is time to get America back on track. We need to draw down our active troops from the War on the Cavity Creeps, and we need to get our economy up and running again by putting Americans to work,…   Read Story »
The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Bill Murray And The Obamas At A College Basketball Game
Nov 29th, 2011 91 Comments
Over the weekend, Bill Murray ran into Barack and Michelle Obama at a Tigers-Beavers game at Towson University. You know how it is. Pretty typical Bill Murray/President of the United States stuff.…   Read Story »
This Week In GIFS
Oct 21st, 2011 12 Comments
Ok, so, this GIF is from a video included in last week's "Petting Zoo" animal video countdown. It's not from this week, which makes it -- on the surface -- a totally stupid choice for the lead-in to…   Read Story »
Where Does Barack Obama Really Stand On Keeping Up With The Kardashians?
Oct 20th, 2011 35 Comments
It can be difficult sometimes to determine where politicians stand on certain issues. This is because each and every one of them is a John Kerry flip-flopper and none of them are ever to be trusted.…   Read Story »
That's Your Boyfriend: Hank Williams Jr.
Oct 11th, 2011 27 Comments
Your boyfriend, the country singer Hank Williams Jr., has been in the news a lot lately, ever since he went on FOX & Friends and said that Barack Obama playing golf with John Boehner was "one of the…   Read Story »
Watch Jay Leno's Head Fall Off!
Jul 6th, 2011 23 Comments
Most of the late night talk shows are on hiatus this week, but Jay Leno is still on the air. Thattaboy! Vacation is a luxury he simply cannot afford. What does "afford" mean, again? It means having…   Read Story »