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This is a very nice and soothing nursery that any infant would love to have as its new post-womb home, obviously, and maybe even fitting because maybe it's like the plane was the womb and then the…   Read Story »
Having spoken so many times this season about what I see as an upsetting overuse of Jesse™ catchphrases and Oprah Winfrey Aha Moments, it might seem slightly contradictory for me to say this, but:…   Read Story »
BREAKING: Ryan Gosling does not want to impregnate any woman unless he is married to her. But Eva Mendes doesn't believe in marriage! HOW WILL THIS STORY END?!?   Read Story »
JAMES?! IS THAT YOU?! (Via PopCultureBrain.)   Read Story »
What makes a video an instant viral classic? Does the star have to be a cute child? Does the cute child have to be doing something that a child wouldn't normally be doing? Does something in the video…   Read Story »
This video is annoying for two reasons. First, it's just another reminder that babies will cry about anything. Stupid old baby. IT'S A TEMPORARY TATOO, YOU BABY! That thing is going to come right off…   Read Story »
HOLY SMOKES! I'M SORRY IF YOU LIKE TO START YOUR WEEK OFF CALMLY, GENTLY EASING YOURSELF AWAY FROM THE INTENSE WONDER OF THE LIGHTENING-FAST WEEKEND AND BACK INTO THE DRAGGING GROOVE OF THE WORKWEEK,…   Read Story »
It's a fresh new week full of countless fresh new experiences that our tiny little brains in our big fat heads can't, at this moment, even imagine. It's time to wake up, dust off your old bodies,…   Read Story »
BREAKING BAD'S ON THIS WEEKEND, GUYS! Obviously we are all going to watch it and then come back here on Monday and talk about it, but in case you need a quick refresher, here is a quick refresher.…   Read Story »
It is so close, you guys. All week it's as if it has been moving a closer and closer to our grasp, only to be cruelly pulled away at the last moment by some damn jerk who seems to get some twisted…   Read Story »