It's September now. Summer is coming to a close, but fall and the happy part of winter are right around the corner. We're back at work from a long holiday weekend, but now there are only four days in…   Read Story »

If you don't love this video, you are a legitimate monster. Ok break over, back to work! Gotta eat those peas! (Via LaughingSquid.)   Read Story »

When the great philosophers were trying to resolve that age old weed circle question of how we can know for sure that our waking reality is any more real than our dream states one of the main…   Read Story »

This is a very nice and soothing nursery that any infant would love to have as its new post-womb home, obviously, and maybe even fitting because maybe it's like the plane was the womb and then the…   Read Story »

Having spoken so many times this season about what I see as an upsetting overuse of Jesse™ catchphrases and Oprah Winfrey Aha Moments, it might seem slightly contradictory for me to say this, but:…   Read Story »

BREAKING: Ryan Gosling does not want to impregnate any woman unless he is married to her. But Eva Mendes doesn't believe in marriage! HOW WILL THIS STORY END?!?   Read Story »

JAMES?! IS THAT YOU?! (Via PopCultureBrain.)   Read Story »

What makes a video an instant viral classic? Does the star have to be a cute child? Does the cute child have to be doing something that a child wouldn't normally be doing? Does something in the video…   Read Story »

This video is annoying for two reasons. First, it's just another reminder that babies will cry about anything. Stupid old baby. IT'S A TEMPORARY TATOO, YOU BABY! That thing is going to come right off…   Read Story »

HOLY SMOKES! I'M SORRY IF YOU LIKE TO START YOUR WEEK OFF CALMLY, GENTLY EASING YOURSELF AWAY FROM THE INTENSE WONDER OF THE LIGHTENING-FAST WEEKEND AND BACK INTO THE DRAGGING GROOVE OF THE WORKWEEK,…   Read Story »