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BABY DID NOT WANT TO EAT THAT POTATO FOOD. BABY MADE THAT CLEAR. BABY WANTED KIT KAT. BABY TRUSTED YOU. YOU HAVE BETRAYED BABY'S TRUST. YOU WILL REGRET THIS MOMENT. EVERY NIGHT WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR…   Read Story »
Choosing to look past the part where the baby doesn't manage to hit the screen, yet has the same reaction. Life's too short, you know? We can't get bogged down in silly things like when a baby is a…   Read Story »
From YourTango: "Dear Duchess of Cambridge aka Kate Middleton: Waiting for your little Prince or Princess to arrive, I am sure you are prepared for your life to totally change—even more than it…   Read Story »
"Ugh, fine, you can show the video," she'll say in fifteen years, as if she does not want her parents to show the video. "IF YOU MUST." (Via DailyPicks.)   Read Story »
I attended a performance recently at Carnegie Hall that featured children under the age of, let's say, I don't know, 16 or something, performing piano pieces and sometimes singing. IT WASN'T WEIRD, I…   Read Story »
I am not a parent. I have no idea the age at which you should let your baby swim in the pool without swimmies and a lifejacket and you in the pool with them, holding onto their bodies, with you also…   Read Story »
Adults, upon conceiving a child and then carrying that child all the way to term, a child they will spend the rest of their lives caring for and raising as best they can, are then deciding, together,…   Read Story »
Seeing rows of not-yet-bloomed peonies outside of your local supermarket. A colorful sunset. Those kind of clouds that look extra nice. When someone you like is the guest on a podcast you don't hate.…   Read Story »
OMG, this baby has NO idea that she can't eat a magazine!!! It's like, baby, what are you even thinking?!! GIRL. You know we all wanna eat food out of magazines and we're all just hanging on by a…   Read Story »
Think once. Think twice. Think don't let your uncle who apparently hasn't been paying attention, neither to how your grandfather has been pulling off the whole operation nor to how shit just WORKS…   Read Story »