This baby knows what's up. Mac and cheese? Fuck you, pay me. This baby's first order of business upon receiving his million dollars is going to be to pay his mother to never say "hungies" again. His…   Read Story »

Thaaaat's it. Just relax and watch the babies. Now, fall asleep. Now, stay asleep. Now, fall onto the floor. Now, stay on the floor until nighttime or until someone finds you. Thaaat's it. (Via…   Read Story »

We can't all be tiny babies doing pushups on bottles, but we all CAN get up, take a brisk walk around wherever we are, finish some work, pick up some things for dinner, and maybe read a book before…   Read Story »

I don't know what it is about video cameras that make people think that using them to capture their baby's dangerous activity is going to make their baby not get injured, but BOY OH BOY does it seem…   Read Story »

I know looking at the picture of this animatronic baby is not really something that anyone wants to do. BELIEVE ME. Not only because it looks like a scary robot, but also because it kind of looks…   Read Story »

What is that? WHAT IS THAT? Why isn't anyone PROTECTING ME? I've got to be out here on my own? THE SHIT IS THIS, WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS, IT'S NOT COOL TO SIGN PEOPLE UP FOR STUFF THAT THEY DON'T…   Read Story »

It doesn't matter how hard you try to do what you think is right for yourself and for those you love. Because we are all human beings trying to figure things out for ourselves before we die and go to…   Read Story »

Lately there have been a lot of videos going around that showcase animals calming babies down, and getting them to stop crying. They are fine and actually kind of great, except there is always the…   Read Story »

One minute you're being held, minding your own business, just enjoying how nice things can be once you finally let your guard down and let them be nice. And the next, a super loud marching band comes…   Read Story »

It's hard to love babies sometimes. Especially when there's one that lives in the apartment above yours that never EVER stops crying, to the point where you've considered both knocking on the door of…   Read Story »