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Jul 17th, 2012 27 Comments
Point to the place on the doll where this supercut made you laugh. Adults rule, kids drool. (Via iO9.)   Read Story »
Jul 12th, 2012 48 Comments
In case you were wondering whether Nancy Grace was still the worst, or if maybe somehow something had changed while you weren't paying attention and she is no longer the worst, today's news confirms…   Read Story »
Jul 12th, 2012 46 Comments
OH THANK GOODNESS! It's been almost three whole months since Kirk Cameron weighed in on the State of the World, but the bitch is back! He's taking a break from his weird…   Read Story »
Jun 26th, 2012 42 Comments
There are a million stories in the city and this is one of them. Apparently, there was a mentally disturbed man wearing an Elmo costume in Central Park and spouting off anti-Semitic hate speech. (Oh,…   Read Story »
Jun 20th, 2012 40 Comments
As some of us may remember, Joe the Plumber is currently putting out a web series in support of his campaign for Ohio’s ninth congressional district. But what I must imagine has been -- based on…   Read Story »
Jun 15th, 2012 6 Comments
As part of his Chicago week of shows, Conan sent Jack MacBrayer and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the legendary House of Assholes: the Wiener Circle. (This is as good a time as any to rewatch the…   Read Story »
Jun 5th, 2012 56 Comments
Because we have been getting so many tips about this "story," which is not actually a story, but I'm already getting ahead of myself, it seems like we might as well address the Gwyneth Paltrow…   Read Story »
May 31st, 2012 48 Comments
After the jump, I have posted a low-quality cellphone video of a very little child dressed in a sweater vest and standing on stage at the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle church in Greensburg, IN, reciting…   Read Story »
May 30th, 2012 83 Comments
Poor 16-year-old Madeleine McAulay has been banned from YouTube for violating their user guidelines after posting yet another thoughtful and interesting video about her belief that gay people…   Read Story »
May 22nd, 2012 61 Comments
Ugh. This guy. Look at this guy! Fuck this guy for real. As if the lion's life isn't sad enough already that he's been stolen from his natural habitat to live in a tiny glass cage for his whole…   Read Story »




























