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Point to the place on the doll where this supercut made you laugh. Adults rule, kids drool. (Via iO9.)   Read Story »
In case you were wondering whether Nancy Grace was still the worst, or if maybe somehow something had changed while you weren't paying attention and she is no longer the worst, today's news confirms…   Read Story »
OH THANK GOODNESS! It's been almost three whole months since Kirk Cameron weighed in on the State of the World, but the bitch is back! He's taking a break from his weird…   Read Story »
There are a million stories in the city and this is one of them. Apparently, there was a mentally disturbed man wearing an Elmo costume in Central Park and spouting off anti-Semitic hate speech. (Oh,…   Read Story »
As some of us may remember, Joe the Plumber is currently putting out a web series in support of his campaign for Ohio’s ninth congressional district. But what I must imagine has been -- based on…   Read Story »
As part of his Chicago week of shows, Conan sent Jack MacBrayer and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the legendary House of Assholes: the Wiener Circle. (This is as good a time as any to rewatch the…   Read Story »
Because we have been getting so many tips about this "story," which is not actually a story, but I'm already getting ahead of myself, it seems like we might as well address the Gwyneth Paltrow…   Read Story »
After the jump, I have posted a low-quality cellphone video of a very little child dressed in a sweater vest and standing on stage at the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle church in Greensburg, IN, reciting…   Read Story »
Poor 16-year-old Madeleine McAulay has been banned from YouTube for violating their user guidelines after posting yet another thoughtful and interesting video about her belief that gay people…   Read Story »
Ugh. This guy. Look at this guy! Fuck this guy for real. As if the lion's life isn't sad enough already that he's been stolen from his natural habitat to live in a tiny glass cage for his whole…   Read Story »