Showing All "Assholes" Posts
Feb 9th 39 Comments
Bill O'Reilly is a liar and an asshole, end of story. There's absolutely nothing he could ever really do to make up for the years of disinformation and hate-mongering that he has broadcast through…   Read Story »
Feb 2nd 16 Comments
If you want to get mad at/about Bill O'Reilly this morning, here's a clip to watch. It's really up to you. It's only if you want to get annoyed/mad at/about him and/or are for some reason not…   Read Story »
Feb 1st 83 Comments
Oh good grief. YEAH, MITT ROMNEY, WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT WORRIED ABOUT POOR PEOPLE. Eek! It's almost crazy how awesome the safety net for poor people is. And how much the Republican party never…   Read Story »
Jan 25th 57 Comments
The FBI arrested four police officers in East Haven on charges of violating the rights of the Latino community, whatever that means, although it definitely sounds very serious, especially if the FBI…   Read Story »
Jan 24th 11 Comments
At this point it is actually weird when people do the right thing. Must have found some leftover moral code at the bottom of mildewy box in the basement somewhere.   Read Story »
Jan 20th 46 Comments
Oh good grief. COME ONNNNNNNNNNN. This is a picture of Ricky Gervais dressed as Hitler (and also dressed as Winston Churchill) that he posted to Twitter for no particularly compelling reason. THE…   Read Story »
Jan 17th 91 Comments
Although the news broke last week, Paula Deen appeared on the Today Show this morning with Al Roker to announce to the world that she has been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. Normally this story…   Read Story »
Jan 9th 33 Comments
Yuck. Why is he talking like that? He sounds like he's trying out for the role of "Precocious Baby" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2. And why is everyone SO dirty? It seems like we might need to address,…   Read Story »
Dec 19th, 2011 19 Comments
As by now you know, the horrible North Korean dictator has died. Here is a really intense video of people in Pyongyang overwhelmed with grief. Oh man. Hang in there, guys! "It gets better"?   Read Story »
Dec 14th, 2011 64 Comments
When I did study abroad in college, because that's right ladies, I went to college, I knew a dude who eventually told me that the first time we met he was fully expecting me to open a beer bottle…   Read Story »

























