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When I was in college (that's right, ladies, COLLEGE) I did a study abroad trip, because I'm white, and that's an important thing for white people to do. Anyway, at one point in my travels, I was in…   Read Story »

As a 57-year-old man who spends most of his weekends sitting on his porch with a rifle laid across his lap throwing stones at passersby as practice for later so that in my actual retirement it will…   Read Story »

It's a difficult world we live in! Even if you do manage to carve out some small corner of your own somewhere, where you can be yourself and enjoy your life, there's someone waiting just on the other…   Read Story »

Sure, Fred is basically the worst (and when he is inevitably elected President of the United States, he will be the Commander in Worst). But at least Fred was an original. He blazed new trails of…   Read Story »