Showing All "Ashton Kutcher" Posts
Jan 3rd 54 Comments
Seeing this still of Ashton Kutcher in the movie New Year's Eve wearing his funky cool party glasses and standing in what I believe is supposed to be a New York City alleyway but as imagined by the…   Read Story »
Dec 19th, 2011 23 Comments
It was announced today that everyone's favorite show, PUNK'D, is coming back to MTV. Again. (Because remember how it already came back to MTV with Justin Bieber for a second? OK, but now it's coming…   Read Story »
Dec 14th, 2011 8 Comments
Gabe Liedman's first Onion News Network video, "Ashton Kutcher Caught Canoodling With Ancient Disc Made Of Pure Evil," premiered today. And you should go watch it right now because it's great!   Read Story »
Nov 10th, 2011 28 Comments
Some guy named Joe Paterno has been causing quite a stir in the sports world because something something child molestation or I'm not sure and also short eyes, dark hearts, can't YIKES. Ashton…   Read Story »
Oct 28th, 2011 5 Comments
BOOOOOOO! Boo! Ghosts! Ahh! Boo! Were you scared just now? That was a pretty scary succession of words I just typed so if you were scared you should NOT be ashamed. Anyway, it's the end of the week,…   Read Story »
Oct 25th, 2011 43 Comments
Cool. Thanks for opening this dialog, Ashton. I guess we should just upload our own YouTubes and you will definitely see them and watch them and think about them and respond to them? And then we can…   Read Story »
Oct 21st, 2011 12 Comments
Ok, so, this GIF is from a video included in last week's "Petting Zoo" animal video countdown. It's not from this week, which makes it -- on the surface -- a totally stupid choice for the lead-in to…   Read Story »
Oct 20th, 2011 8 Comments
Tonight in LA, Jason Reitman is staging a reading of The Breakfast Club and I hate every who gets to go to it. Mindy Kaling is Ally Sheedy! J.K. Simmons is the janitor! AARON PAUL is Judd Nelson!…   Read Story »
Oct 20th, 2011 47 Comments
Looking good, girl! Looking great. I think the best part about tattoos is how they are FOREVER. No one can take this tattoo away from you now. So smart. Right under this tattoo you should get another…   Read Story »
Oct 12th, 2011 16 Comments
"He was like, 'I enjoy things like this because I'm an actor 90 percent of the time and it's fake. It's nice to have moments that are real,'" -- What Ashton Kutcher supposedly said to a young woman…   Read Story »


























