Look at these old pals! What a happy reunion. The HAPPIEST reunion? Probably. I bet when they all saw each other AND realized there were photographers there, each of them just locked in one each…   Read Story »

You know those nightmares that you have sometimes that wake you up in the middle of the night, but remain vague and diffuse and hard to recall? Your forehead is beaded with cold sweat and your…   Read Story »

I like the part when the black girl puts fried chicken on your pizza. Racist-ass garbage pizza. (Thanks for the tip, Emma.)   Read Story »

Sorry, guys, Ashley Olsen is retiring from acting. I guess when five years have passed since your last movie, which itself was a poorly received, desperate attempt to capitalize on a fading brand,…   Read Story »