We both said and did a lot of things that we didn't mean. No, no -- I know that this isn't my fault, believe me, hah-hah, but I do want you to know that I know I'm human, just like anyone, and I know…   Read Story »

Word got out yesterday that Shia LaBeouf had withdrawn from what would have been his Broadway debut, a revival of Orphans also featuring Alec Baldwin. (His role will be taken over by Ben Foster,…   Read Story »

For those of you who were concerned for Mike when Krispy mentioned he and Daniel Tosh were best friends in his latest rap, he has issued an apology, clarifying the statement.   Read Story »

In a letter to Politico, Geraldo Rivera has "apologized" for his explosive remarks last week concerning Trayvon Martin's responsibility for his own death via clothing choice. And by apology, of…   Read Story »

Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Kelly: What's up Gabe: i'm at the hospital Kelly: No way, why, what happened?!? Gabe: just kidding! Gabe: IMPROV. Kelly: OH FOR GOODNESS SAKES Kelly: You…   Read Story »

Soooooo, this is just confusing now. ARE photo shoots rape? Or are they NOT rape?   Read Story »

Lars Von Trier is already back-pedaling on this whole being a Nazi thing. I knew it! This is our generation's Valkyrie.   Read Story »

Kristen Schaal was a voice performer on last week's episode of The Simpsons but they spelled her name wrong in the credits. This week they apologized on the chalkboard. "Best. Apology. Ever." Get it?   Read Story »

TNT, whatever that is, has been forced to make an apology on behalf of Tracy Morgan after he made some "inappropriate" comments during a basketball (whatever THAT is) game earlier this week. From the…   Read Story »

Sorry, I know this is already OLD NEWS in Internet Time, but I am on California Time, also known as Fresh Squeezed Grapefruit Juice Time. BREAKING: it's delicious! Anyway, Dave spent most of his show…   Read Story »