Nicknames for this year: Big Boy R.I.P. Hunter Heaven's Gate Final Countdown Susan Lil' Peanut Chou Chou Dakota See you guys on the other side. Headphones UP!   Read Story »

Mankind's fight for survival against the self-aware machines that it foolishly created in its scientific hubris now comes down to one final question: can mankind stay out of this one room where the…   Read Story »

Mr. Bean, however, remains silent.   Read Story »

ATTENTION CITIZENS! PLEASE PROCEED TO YOUR NEAREST ROBOT UPRISING EMERGENCY SHELTER AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTION! WE ARE NOT TRYING TO ALARM ANYONE, BUT YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY ARE OF THE UTMOST…   Read Story »

"We will kill the other Districts' tributes with our lightning fast cholera." Looking good, boys! Love what Cinnabon did with your costumes. More photos of the men of The Hunger Games here.   Read Story »

I am not joking when I say that I hope if/when the Earth is destroyed and after another century passes in absolute silence before the aliens/self-aware SkyNet future mecha/Water People or whomever…   Read Story »

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cool video, boys! I'm particularly into the weird 9/11 undertones and the part where Chris Brown hits women. YIKES! What is this? Can the parents of one of these children explain to…   Read Story »

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! WE KNOW THAT WE HAVE RAISED SOME FALSE ALARMS IN THE PAST, BUT WE ARE QUITE SURE THIS TIME THAT THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS INDEED BEGUN. AFTER THE JUMP WE HAVE POSTED CONCLUSIVE…   Read Story »

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE EARTH! WE RECOGNIZE THAT WE MAY HAVE JUMPED THE GUN IN THE PAST ABOUT THE IMPENDING APOCALYPTIC ROBOT UPRISING. ADMITTEDLY, THE ROBOT THAT SQUIRTED KETCHUP ON THE TABLE,…   Read Story »

The well-known genius Kirk Cameron was preparing for the Apocalyptic event that he knew would be occurring on Saturday, May 21, 2011. He had his suit pressed so that he would get to heaven looking…   Read Story »