In the latest issue of People magazine, the cast of the Today show dress up like they're in Anchorman 2: The Edge of Reason, or something. It's weird. "We're pimps! We're pimps now!" That's what they…   Read Story »

Ann Curry interviewed Brad Pitt live from Cannes on the Today Show this morning about Inglourious Basterds, a movie, Ann kept pointing out, she has seen and Brad has not. In addition to some…   Read Story »

This morning as part of their "Today Takes On" series, where the Today Show crew tries new things, the gang painted their interpretations of live nude models with an instructor. This is the salient…   Read Story »

If you half-listen to the Today Show, you know old Willard does the crazy mumbly stuff every morning, but this morning he was joined by Al Roker (who seemed like he was sent there to Mind Willard),…   Read Story »

This morning, when I couldn't take any more of Britney's lethargic and totally dull GMA performance, I switched over to the Today Show, where I knew that Ann Curry would be interviewing Brad Pitt.…   Read Story »

The Today Show does weird shit every year for Halloween, but this year was extra-embarrassing, with the cast dressed up as fairy tale characters acting out an awkward, muddled story narrated by…   Read Story »

In all the excitement of Angelina Jolie this and Joe The Plumber that, it seems that somehow the internet forgot to notice that WILLARD SCOTT TOTALLY SEXUALLY HARASSED ANN CURRY on The Today Show…   Read Story »

Apparently, Ann Curry's greatest fear is stand-up comedy, so in a bizarre morning show stunt, she did her first comedy set at Caroline's Comedy Club in front of an audience, and today they showed it…   Read Story »

Matt Lauer and Al Roker accidentally wore the same suit on the same day for the first time in fifteen years today (they say that, I haven't been, like, keeping track). So Al Roker compares them to…   Read Story »

You know how much Gabe hates Al Roker? Well, I don't really mind AR that much, but his Today Show co-star Ann Curry is my arch nemesis. I hate her fake-seeming compassion for interview subjects and…   Read Story »