I'm so sorry, Cockatoo. This is not your fault. (Via Neatorama.)   Read Story »

Oh, brother. Want to know about something that I don't care about at all? Everyone is screaming "yes," right? "Tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us!!" Well, fine, something that I don't care about…   Read Story »

Believe me, we'd all love to bury our heads in our empty potato chip bags, refuse to let strangers help us out of them, and let the world pass by without us if only for one day. You have to…   Read Story »

Even when it's something that you're naturally supposed to be able to do, like swim (if you're a dog) or, say, interact with other humans without being weird about it (if you're a human), there are…   Read Story »

I've never owned a cat. I lived with a cat once and it killed all the mice in our house, which was nice, but it also peed on everything and was unaffectionate and kind of acted like it didn't even…   Read Story »